when you don't flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.
Gasp! I forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus I've brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, Vicar?
by Turniphead May 15, 2006
Tea consumed before eating to assist with weight loss.
Samantha left an anaconda in the toilet after drinking a fresh batch of pootea.
by The 1r1sh January 30, 2014