Top Definition
A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
by Andrew Thompson May 02, 2005
When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!
Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey
by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009
A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."
Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"
by dumpypea July 30, 2009

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.