When you ride a midget; hard
South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.
by wet dreams October 3, 2010
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A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
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A sex position in which a male is fucking one girl uo the ass when another male smears peanut butter around his reproductive organ and the girl then must lick it off, not being able to use her hands. After words, the females vaginal and anal openings would be occupied by the male.
Yo man, me and my homie just went on a nasty Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride on this girl
by Booby Holders May 31, 2007
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a guy who likes to have sex with guys who have harry asses
that shawn really likes those fur ride ponys
by apollo2 March 17, 2008
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Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
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