the town in mississippi where everybody hates david ethan gann and thinks he is a kinda cute creepy guy but he still prolly has a fairly large penis and he smells really good and has awesome hair but they still hate him bc he is bi
girl 1: hey did that david gann dude friend you on facebook?
girl 2: yeah hes kinda cute but we shuld move to pontotoc to hate him
girl 2: yeah hes kinda cute but we shuld move to pontotoc to hate him
by davidthegannman January 14, 2012
One of the smallest towns located in Mississippi; a rumor mill. Major businesses include: McDonald's, WalMart, Piggly Wiggly, Save-A-Lot, Wendy's, Hardee's, Subway, Burger King. People in this town wear shoes and actually bathe. They also don't wear overalls and have more than just one tooth.
Sarah and I went to Pontotoc, MS last Friday night and went ham at Wendy's; now, the whole town is saying we are total beasts.
by lookatthestarsseehowtheyshine March 02, 2011