Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er January 1, 2018
A puff pony is slang for a cigarette filter and used by smokers of rolled cigarettes in the Leyton/Leytonstone area of east London.
by Night Family December 22, 2013
A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.
No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!
by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010
by davvvo March 5, 2019
I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.
by Beardo_357 November 28, 2020
After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.
by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020