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ponchos in the desert 

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.
O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


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turtle ponchos 

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.
Turtle Ponchos are very good.
A meal resulting in the combination of the poutine and nachos. Ingredients include poutine gravy, French fries, cheese, nachos, salsa, sour cream, beef, and more.
Don't forget to take the pouchos out of the oven! The nachos need to be just crispy enough.
pouchos by The Taster004 November 22, 2011

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.
Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
Sloppy poncho by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010