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polycoon
noun. One of the many inhabitants of Florida Polytechnic University. They are particularly more repulsive, unsettling, and morbidly autistic than any other student. They get the name 'polycoon' from the similarities they share with the Procyon lotor (raccoon).
Look at that POLYCOON over there! Oh my god its following one of the girls, I feel so terrible for her.
polycoon by SUPER FINAL ULTIMATE September 15, 2016
Related Words
polygoo • Polygoons • Polygooner • polygon • Polyglot • Polygon Donut • Polyglocy • polygonious • polybook • Polybootistic
Polyglot
Polyglot by Jonathan M. December 8, 2007
Polygophile
"Did you hear Brad has a rancid attraction to circles?" - Wynn
"Yeah man, he's a polygophile." - Jacob
"Yeah man, he's a polygophile." - Jacob
Polygophile by Nonstopjacob February 8, 2021
regular polygon
regular polygon by Fernando January 27, 2004
Polygon Donut
Polygon Donut by WaveOfficial December 16, 2020
Polygon donut
A godly youtuber that makes godly content and is the creator of the polynomers discord server, overall a weird and awesome youtuber
Polygon donut by Frogsarelife January 21, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"