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the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.
Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.
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pottergasm 

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.
"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"
pottergasm by gregalicious April 12, 2007

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
that place is haunted by a poltergeist
poltergeist by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergassed 

the act of passing gas (farting) on, or near someone, without the bystander knowing.
I was sitting on the plane, and Brad totally poltergassed me. I wouldn't have minded, but it smelled sooo bad.
poltergassed by the exquisite November 14, 2009

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"
the house is haunted by a poltergeist
poltergeist by Achim S. April 14, 2006

Poltergasm 

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration
Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.
Poltergasm by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017

pottercast 

A podcast broadcasted by the Harry Potter fan website www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. It features the latest in Potter news, books, films and much more. It is the only place to hear interviews with Harry Potter cast and crew, and often features Harry Potter news that goes unreported elsewhere. The show is hosted by Melissa Anelli and co-hosted by John Noe and Sue Upton. Each week features a wrapup of the latest in Potter news, news analysis and discussion, interviews with fans, discussion of a Potter topic from our moderators, voicemails and emails answered in the mailbag, and interviews with the people who create the HP books and films.

www.pottercast.com
I listen to Pottercast on my IPod.
pottercast by Pottercaster February 19, 2006