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Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Kevorka Polonaise 

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.
"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

Pologize 

(V.) Something that is too late to be done.
She said she was sorry, but she was pologized.
Pologize by Grahame C. August 23, 2019

polarise 

it means that you are able to kill people with machetties
polarise by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Polargise 

The act of saving the ice caps, at the north and south pole, from melting
Fred: "Global warming is melting the ice caps, we need to save them".
George: "We Can't, It's too late to Polargise, it's too late"
Polargise by Juli-ARGHH January 8, 2009

Bavarian polonaise

The sexual act of building a row of young virgins dressed in traditional Bavarian dirndl. The first in the row receives a cumshot in her mouth. Gargling the cum for at least a minute and then passing it to the next in the row.
Tonight we do an bavarian polonaise
Bavarian polonaise by Z80 September 24, 2019