Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Saucisson Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006

Kevorka Polonaise 

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.

"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

Kevorka Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 26, 2006

Bavarian polonaise

The sexual act of building a row of young virgins dressed in traditional Bavarian dirndl. The first in the row receives a cumshot in her mouth. Gargling the cum for at least a minute and then passing it to the next in the row.

Tonight we do an bavarian polonaise

Bavarian polonaise by Z80 September 24, 2019

Polinaism 

Religion for people that worship Polina Petrova's fat ass

Person 1: Damn bro do you believe in Polinaism?

Person 2: Yeah bro

Polinaism by DwayneJinsun November 3, 2021

pelenaise

Pelenaise is a brave and caring person who looks after others when she can. She is a strong person who always helps out with schooling or social work. Pele can sometimes be a little bit crazy but she is always ready to try new things.

“Pelenaise is very weird.”

pelenaise by grqffiti November 22, 2021

payonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.

What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.

payonaise by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006

Polinasexual 

Polinasexual means you are attracted only to girls named Polina.

someone: Whats ur orientation?
Me: Im Polinasexual
someone: What?
Me: That means i love Polina so much and i want to fuck her

Polinasexual by ripgirlboss June 13, 2023