Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!
Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
by Titorio April 9, 2011
Right before you cum pull out and shake your dick around as your cumming to splatter your cum around. Occaissionally slap the recipient with your dick while cumming.
by Mequik July 5, 2009
The act of shooting a load on his or hers face. Then slapping the person so the cum splatters against the wall.
I was so moved by the Jackson Pollock art show at the museum that when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Pollock Signature after she gave me a blow job.
by D"to the"L November 28, 2007
The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.
How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
by Txspike October 7, 2011
A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face
by OnionDefinitions October 23, 2020
Grandson of the famous Jackson Pollock who has gone on to release some very sexually explicit alternative rock in the Calfornian musical underworld..
Did you know Richard Pollock is playing at the Cube tonight?
Richard Pollock tries to be as evolutionary as his grandfather but clearly doesn't have the same kind of talent..
Richard Pollock tries to be as evolutionary as his grandfather but clearly doesn't have the same kind of talent..
by jeff w. August 3, 2005
While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020