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politute 

1. Someone who is looking to fuck you.
The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.
politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011
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G-Yo Politix 

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins to describe his relationships with other artists and labels across the map.
We had some beef with these suburban cats in St. Cloud, MN. They couldn't hold us in a single battle, they ain't ready for this level of G-Yo Politix
An nagging condition often seen on pole dancers, symptoms include itching and burning.
That "bitch" has been swinging on the pole for so long she has developed chronic Politus.
politus by StainsandSmears February 3, 2017

politute 

Politicians who sell their political bodies.
......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute
politute by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010
Poliuxx is the only god.
Poliuxx by Snakery July 24, 2017