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1. Someone who is looking to fuck you.
The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.
by Woody Anderson August 05, 2011
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Politicians who sell their political bodies.
......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute
by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010
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