by CongoJack July 3, 2017
A track and field event where you use a fiberglass pole to run and then push yourself up in the air to clear yourself over a crossbar. aka- greatest track event ever.
by vaulter girl Rach July 6, 2004
the absolute best sport there is. high jumpers think that high jumping is better, but that is only because they are not capable of pole vaulting. to be successful in this sport it is vital to have speed, upper body stregth, flexibility, focus, and determination. to pole vault is to be amazing.
brian: i high jump, but my life time goal is to be able to pole vault
victoria: yeah, thats everyones life time goal
brian: i dont think ill be able to accomplish it though:'
victoria: yeah, thats everyones life time goal
brian: i dont think ill be able to accomplish it though:'
by victoria10293847576 June 22, 2007
~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal May 23, 2007
The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)
by Katie February 10, 2005
The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.
by Meowrific March 23, 2020
The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018