When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.
I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.
by k dizzle 131 February 28, 2016
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The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
by Jet Puff October 12, 2022
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What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.
hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(
by help polar bears December 30, 2021
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an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair
I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter
by Sexydimma November 18, 2016
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an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair
I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter
by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
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