pogonophobic

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

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Pogonophobia

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

Pogonophobia by eratatosk December 28, 2011

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The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

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Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

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John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.

Poopaphobia by Twannerism September 7, 2013

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the fear of fake beard, for example stick on beards or beard tied around ones face.

This is a case of pagonaphobia "OH MY GOD get that fake policemens beard away from me! i am not wearing that!"

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Fear of being poor (heard online, October 10, 2021)

Having pooraphobia is what's driving me to want to own my own business.

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