puffed

Receiving a blowjob.

Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!

puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

Jet Puffed 

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

Jet Puffed by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

snot mike up puffed he 

the mix of words link neal couldn’t guess in ‘Playing Mad Gab Game’ on good mythical more

It means “Its not my cup of tea”

Link: SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE? WHAT IS PUFFED HE?

Literally everyone else: *laughing*

snot mike up puffed he by sage g. January 17, 2021

poofed 

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

poofed by pr0digy December 5, 2004

puffed off 

When a truck driver just can't seem to figure out how to fix his fire truck. He is said to be "puffed off" as to keep from using inappropriate language in the workplace. Usually if the driver is from a strict upbringing.

Well jiminy christmas! I can't seem to fix this darn truck, now I'm puffed off! Silly air leaks!

puffed off by truck1-2loudoun March 21, 2011

poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!


Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

poffadock by smokepellet October 18, 2008

jet puffed sausage 

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

jet puffed sausage by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008