posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

posiedons kiss by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

poesbedroef 

"Poes" is afrikaans for vigina. And "bedroef" is afrikaans for sad. You call a man "poesbedroef" when he lost is lady.

Peter: "Why is John so sad?"
Ken: "John is poesbedroef because Sally his girlfriend fucked someboedy else"

poesbedroef by Afrikaaanseboerseun October 8, 2008

poesie 

The afrikaans word for pussy

Ek eet jou poesie

poesie by William Wang June 2, 2017

posiedo

An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.

Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"

posiedo by r00ts October 13, 2005

Posiedon's kiss 

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

Posiedon's kiss by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

posiedons powder

Cocaine

I got posiedons powder for the low low

posiedons powder by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019

Posiedon 

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps

POSIEDON, look at me, yeah

Posiedon by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009