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vb. to podge. meaning to nail the shit out of a bird. often accompanied by a pizza, hence the invitation "fancy a podge and a pizza" nb posh girls may need the offer modified to a "a paudge and a quiche"
see before or also " i gave her a right good podging".
by team 125 podge brigade March 06, 2005
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podge is a synonym for "fat" as in blubber, NOT ph fat
richard has a lot of podge on his stomach
by mr anonymous August 02, 2005
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Derived from the phrase 'you chubby thing'
"Your putting on some podge there"
"You're looking podgy"
"She is cute and podgy"
by Jonno April 13, 2004
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Come's from the Geek Legend "Podgimus Maximus" Hense the word "Podge" meaning legend, cool, basically a Idol for normal people
Gee Dave, i wish i was as cool as "Podge"
Can i have yor autograph "Podge"
by Tom Wingham July 12, 2004
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An object used for packing dope into a joint, i.e. bit of wire, toothpick or (ideally) the removable bit of a clipper lighter.
Has anyone got something I can use as a podge for this spliff?

This doobie isn't packed tight enough, you need to podge down the ganja.
by CaptainMoofish July 01, 2007
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someone relating to or is a homosexual. Shows homosexual tendencies towards others of the same gender
That guy is such a podge, look he's checking out that guy
by Tessa is cool December 15, 2005
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synonym for vagina, in a non-sexual way.
The little girl has a podge.
by Croquet May 03, 2005
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