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1. Pod People
English title of pathetic 1983 sci-fi film "Los Nuevos Extraterrestres".
Has nothing to do with pods, and has nothing to do with people.
The target of a season 3 MST3K episode.
Pod People got no reason to live.
by Nat Rator Jun 13, 2004 share this
2. Pod People
the increasing number of people now owning ipods. These people can be seen nearly everywhere you look, and can be identified by a pod-carrying strap around their upper arm, or a long, white cord snaking out of their pockets. It's estimated that in 7 short years, the Pod People will have completely overrun all major world governments. I should know. They already got me.
We are the Pod People. You will join us and will listen to over 10,000 songs at only 99 cents each. Resistance is futile.
3. Pod People
Generally, pod people are considered to be smaller than normal human beings, but are an alien race living amongst us. They recharge their power cells by returning to their pods, this is something they must do at least once every week. Their task in being sent to Earth is to find small women who they will be able to 'pod' with. They then preform unknown mating rituals within the pod, resulting in new pod people, and the conversion of the human woman into a pod person, with her own pod. Characteristics of pod people are: long noses, gambling, short temper, preference for feminine alcoholic drinks, large black desk chairs, small women, and going to the gym. Beware of any person that fits this description, if you are a woman, men are generally safe from 'podding,' since the woman pod people are unable to 'pod' with human males.

Developmental Stages:
Most newly born pod people cannot function outside of their pod until around 7 Earth years old. They can jet around the universe at near relativistic speeds, and must settle on a planet with life by the age of 10 Earth years. If they do not, then they will outgrow their pod and be forced to climb out, and die a cold death in the vast void of the universe.
If they are able to reach a planet, they will hibernate in orbit of the planet until they are exactly 10 years old in Earth years. On their 10th birthday, they will crash land into the planet. Upon crash landing, they will begin to grow a new, adult-sized pod, an...
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4. Pod People
Generally, pod people are considered to be smaller than normal human beings, but are an alien race living amongst us. They recharge their power cells by returning to their pods, this is something they must do at least once every week. Their task in being sent to Earth is to find small women who they will be able to 'pod' with. They then preform unknown mating rituals within the pod, resulting in new pod people, and the conversion of the human woman into a pod person, with her own pod. Characteristics of pod people are: long noses, gambling, short temper, preference for feminine alcoholic drinks, large black desk chairs, small women, and going to the gym. Beware of any person that fits this description, if you are a woman, men are generally safe from 'podding,' since the woman pod people are unable to 'pod' with human males.

Developmental Stages:
Most newly born pod people cannot function outside of their pod until around 7 Earth years old. They can jet around the universe at near relativistic speeds, and must settle on a planet with life by the age of 10 Earth years. If they do not, then they will outgrow their pod and be forced to climb out, and die a cold death in the vast void of the universe.
If they are able to reach a planet, they will hibernate in orbit of the planet until they are exactly 10 years old in Earth years. On their 10th birthday, they will crash land into the planet. Upon crash landing, they will begin to grow a new, adult-sized pod, and will fini...
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