pocket cheese

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

by Lover of cheese September 3, 2020

cheese pocket

foreskin flap which holds the cheese of the uncircumsized penis. foreskinmudflapdick comb

She was teabagging me and then she started chimp munching my cheese pocket.

by echo7 February 16, 2008