Over-processed 

Over-processed girls, are usually in their 20's. They are characterized by wearing a large amount of makeup and hair that is obviously highlighted. Along with hair and make-up, over-processed girls are often seen wearing the 'latest' fashions (i.e. Ugg Boots and 7 Jeans) and often carry large purses bearing designer logos.

Nicole Ritchie is a prime example of an over-processed girl.

Over-processed by Farrah L. December 9, 2008

processed pretty 

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

processed pretty by lifelover! July 6, 2010

Processed meat 

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

Processed meat by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

processed dick 

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.

He has a processed dick.

processed dick by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018

Processed Cheese 

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"

Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me

Processed Cheese by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018

Processed Poo 

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.

"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"

Processed Poo by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011

processed meat 

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.

I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.

processed meat by stray bullitts January 16, 2009