Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 4, 2004

Poach

To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend

I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.

I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.

That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.

by ledbyrain September 28, 2008

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

poach

to borrow with no intent of returning usually a small insignificatn item such as a cig or small coin

can I poach a smoke?

by catchingsmoke May 20, 2010

Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality

Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!

by remco March 13, 2006

Poach

Poach means cool, in style, or swag. Other forms include poachin' and poached.

That girl is poached!
Look how poach this shirt is!

by CadyCaty December 27, 2012

Poaching

Online gaming term for attacking players of a much lower character or skill level than you in Player vs Player combat. Usually to increase ranking with an assured victory.

If you want to increase your pvp ranking just start poaching some n00bs.

by JohnPatrickMCP May 27, 2008