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Putz-vetig 

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.
He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).
Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019
Related Words
putz pnut plutz putz12 putzy pnutmonia Putzi putzing Putz muffin Pautz
The name of an online cult leader that has gained huge popularity on discord. He has his own Discord server named "Pnuttn's Cult". Also the name of an emoji.
Are you a member of the Pnuttn Cult?

Yes I am and I love it!
Pnuttn by Pnuttn March 14, 2022

putz master 

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
putz master by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
is the same as 'pula' but in smaller proportions
shi umbli bai cu putza belita
putza by insperteese November 9, 2010

Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!
Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
The act of getting so mad that the things around you start to heat up
putz12 by blue man 44 April 27, 2021