Golden plunger

Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.

Dude 1: Seriously dude...you slept with Stinky Sally last night? You musta been krunk!
Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.

Golden plunger by BongJuice April 11, 2020

plunger lipps 

anyone who has thick lips and could possibly be used as a toilet plunger.

"man, yo lips so thick & my toilet is stopped up...Can I borrow you for a minuit, plunger lipps?"

plunger lipps by T. Wilson January 26, 2008

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

Texas Plunger 

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.

Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night

Texas Plunger by jshak43 December 4, 2013

hobo plunder 

1. Items that a homeless person has. Usually stored in a bag, cart, or some other form of portable carrying device.

2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.

1. Wow, that homeless guy has a huge cart. And its filled to the brim with Hobo Plunder.

2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.

hobo plunder by Spades85 April 3, 2005

Plunder whore 

A person who only hangs around you when they want something.; A user

A phony that only invites you to events to gain gifts or something of value.

EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.

Plunder whore by rapunzell November 19, 2012

Oriental Planner 

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

Oriental Planner by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009