When a particular individual has ingested more alcoholic beverages than their liver can process, rendering them incapable of any kind of discernible speech and/or the ability to stand by themselves.
"Did you see wee Tam last night?"
"Aye, he was absolutely plungered! We took him home in a wheelbarrow we found and dumped him at his front door"
"Aye, he was absolutely plungered! We took him home in a wheelbarrow we found and dumped him at his front door"
by Wezzler December 30, 2014
When you take a massive crap in the toilet and your mum or some other poor being has to suck it out with a plunger.
by Shake Nightly December 26, 2009
by smackie.smacks.leprachauns May 28, 2008
An action in which you place the penis and both testicles inside the oral cavity of a reciever, plug their nose, and a glorious suction sensation will occur. Move their head back and forth vigorously, like you would a plunger, minding the nose plug. If crying or a look of uneasiness overcomes your patient, it means there hasn't been enough violent pounding.
Person 1: What was the coolest thing you've ever done with a chick?
Person 2: Probably the time I gave that huge slut back in Vegas the plunger.
Person 1: Oh yeah, that was awesome.
Person 2: Probably the time I gave that huge slut back in Vegas the plunger.
Person 1: Oh yeah, that was awesome.
by Golden Haan December 1, 2006
when a man cums in a girls vagina and procedes to thrust a popsicle in the females vag to the point in which the mans jizz is covering the popsicle, he then shoves it in the girls mouth
by poobies February 26, 2011
A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.
Beware- Man With Plunger
I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.
I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.
by El Presidente Puejo April 19, 2006
I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004