puking, uuurrggh!
by knerstie fnerstie June 25, 2004
by Cora The Explorer April 30, 2009
Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?
Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.
Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.
Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.
Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.
by westjeezyfratstar January 28, 2011
by SitDownBeach May 11, 2008
A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.
I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.
by David Sabo October 3, 2006
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
"God and Father are what you scream when no one comes to save you" ~ ME (Remember that one? From, like, awhile ago? Isn't that just an insane thing to say!? Hahaha! Well, here, I got a little skit here. I think you're going to like it. You want to run to the fridge quick and grab a drink? Do you DO that? Do you have, like, a reading ritual? Do you light candles? Get yourself a coffe or a blanket or something? Go ahead. Get your little thing set up and, go on, go and get it and we'll start.... You ready? Alright. Here we go. Story time. This one is called 'Deuteronomy.')
Hym "And thus... Ye are plundered. Now... I know what you're going to do. You're going to cry out for you father... And you'll cry for your God-"
Daughter " 'SON!' "
Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."
Daughter 🥺
4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"
Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."
4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."
4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*
Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."
Daughter " 'SON!' "
Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."
Daughter 🥺
4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"
Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."
4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."
4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*
Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023