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plotlander 

A member of plotland and the Lost Cult. They are thick skinned, outspoken, opinionated, yet intelligent people. They battle an occasional civil war and trust no one. "The others" who want to become a plotlander must undergo a harsh and brutal hazing before acceptance. This is when they stand strong and united as a group. They are misunderstood and hated by most outsiders.

Turn ons: Sex, food, booze, power, cowbells, nudity, comedy and drama.

Turn offs: work, trolls, George, mods, mpds, Imps, clothes, racism and excessive nonstop drama.
1.Those friggin plotlanders got the chat room closed on OG!
2. I am a plotlander, lick my feet now beotch!
plotlander by Evil Shelly December 14, 2008
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Polander 

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.
"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"
Polander by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Puntlander 

An inhabitant of the tip of the Horn of Africa; typically refers to the Somali northeast, but sometimes also includes SSC (i.e. Darwiishian) territories. It is bordered by Galmudug to the south and Darwiishia to the west.
Her dad is a Puntlander
Puntlander by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2019

Polander 

A person who is a polish person. Used in a “insult” way.
Polish person: “hey”
Random person: “shut up polander”
Polish person: *cries*
Polander by Mikiko March 11, 2022

pooplander 

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.
1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!
pooplander by Comkind November 9, 2007

Portlander 

a Demonym for someone who lives in Portland.
See all his tattoos? He is definitely a Portlander.
Portlander by Clementine Eternal December 29, 2014

Plotland 

a sub forum on a message board for ABC's tv show LOST.
The Gens are really picking on the peeps over in PLOTland. Little do they know how much the plotties RULE~!
Plotland by Klaatu_347 October 15, 2008
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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