plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

Plorg

When you give a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he drinks it all and burps into his grandmother's face.

That one time I gave a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he plorged into his grandmother's face.

by Fungus Chungus November 16, 2009

plorg

Onomatopaeia for the sound of an organic body imploding.

After firing the rocket launcher at them, we heard the plorg.

by plorgplorg December 31, 2022