Plooting 

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

Plooting by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

Plooting 

The act of eating ones booty hole.

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass

Plooting by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017

Pootine 

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

Pootine by gazw77 October 21, 2011

pootine 

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

pootine by Pancakepower November 13, 2011

Pootine 

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

Pootine by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

Pootine 

The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after

Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine

Pootine by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020

Pootine 

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

Pootine by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021