Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 22, 2010

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

wanking plonker

I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.

Stop wanking in the library you plonker

by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021