Pledge

a ridiculously lazy shit who literally spends his working day doing nothing and then gets promoted for no explainable reason. Likes to have fun and verbally abuse people for shits and giggles. Has a receding hairline that seems to make him look like a young Peter Sutcliffe

"that gentleman who stares at his computer and does sod all has been promoted again"
"that's what is called a pledge"

by cannibal smalltime October 5, 2011

Pledging

Dusting furniture typically with a furniture polish applied with an aeresol can.

Mom and Dad are coming up for Mother's day, so I need to get Pledging this place.

by Alfetta159 September 9, 2010

CUM Pledge

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online

- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge

by nddragoon November 1, 2020

Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀

Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?

by da cheese collector 43🧀 November 7, 2021

pledge task

A humiliating task presented by your fraternity brothers to test your dedication. Usually involving awkward sexual encounters.

"Yo dude! I just got my new pledge task, I have to stick my finger up a girl's ass hole!"
"Dude that's awesome when can I join that frat?!"

by dream69 March 18, 2010

pledge brother

Strictly speaking, a pledge brother is any person that is going through the same pledgeship as yours within a certain fraternity. And, they are in the same graduating class. They are the ones you bond the most with, and they are usually the ones that got your back for the rest of your life. Shit goes down when someone tries to mess with any of them. Their relationship is similar to that of a blood brother.

Joe: Honestly, if anyone happens to mess with my pledge brothers, they're fucked.

Mike: Yeah, same here. We're brothers in the bond.

by Fraternity brother November 16, 2011

Pledge Exchange

Special gathering, kickback, or party between pledge sisters/brothers of different fraternities or sororities.

Girl: "LTD's and CHI's had a crackin' ass Halloween Pledge Exchange!!..."

Guy: "Man, i wish I went to UCI or UCLA.."

by LTDyouknow April 7, 2011