A big, Green, Food sometimes used by girls for pleasurable means
Girl: I shoved a pleasure pickle up my who-ha.
Man: What the fuck is wrong with you, whore?
A penis, wang, schlong, cock, dick, shaft, etc...
Popualarized by spoof short film "Saving Ryan's Privates."
Some private in 101st lost his schlong and sack. Him and his pleasure pickle have a ticket home.