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pleasingly plump 

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.
Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.
pleasingly plump by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013

Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball 

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.
That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

pleasing porcine 

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.
Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!
pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

Aesthetically Pleasing

Something / someone pleasing to the eye
E.G:

-Kim Taehyung.
“Have you see Taehyung lately?”

“Yeah he’s beautiful
“I know, he’s Aesthetically pleasing”

pleasantly plump 

Slightly larger than average;thick, lush, as the English would say about an appealing woman. Having a fulsome chest; busty, with a booty(bubble buttpawg) and a slightly curved stomach (not a gut) with normal legs and arms. It is meant as a compliment denoting desirability. Think Jessica Simpson, Amy Shumer, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole (between the playboy years and the death of a millionaire ) or Dana Delaney from the 90's show china beach or Natasha Lyonne from American pie/orange is the new black. It does not mean fat, pudgy, or far overweight as some seem to think it has come to mean.
She is pleasantly plump with curves in all the right places
pleasantly plump by azahrarn September 2, 2016