pleanc 

Irish spelling of 'plank' - A stupid or silly person having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

You're a right feckin' pleanc!

pleanc by pecker dunn January 11, 2009

planck

Planck distance is the distance between 2 atoms colliding with eachother. Also known to be the smallest distance in space.

Damn, have you seen the size of Shahans D? It's as small as planck.

planck by Ankharet September 18, 2014

planchada 

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.

Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.

planchada by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013

planck time 

2) In physics Planck time is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. It is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light in a vacuum to cross a distance equal to the Planck length.

The average life expectancy of a human is approximately 3.9×10^52 Planck times.

planck time by i'malwayswrite November 14, 2007

Pliance 

You're appliance, aka your head. Started by Youtube user 1Puglife, it's used to talk about any part of a persons head, brain, and even hair.

My pliance is just dickered boys!

How's your pliance?

Pliance by redneckjesus October 29, 2011

peeance freeance 

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

peeance freeance by cazort May 26, 2006

plancel

To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)

The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)

plancel by Conrad H. September 23, 2007