An unbelieveable performance that ruined such teams as the Thunder and Heat. Makes every shot, is god and jesus, finals mvp, german, god, rapist of dwayne wade and lebron james.
Lebron: Hey Dwayne, what just happened?

Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.

Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us

Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like
by bricklayer123 June 13, 2011
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1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)




Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!

Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?

Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?

Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
by Buteramerica April 25, 2009
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A US college football playoff does not currently exist in the Football Bowl Subdivision, where polls and bowls determine the champion. These polls are heavily biased. A proper playoff would involve all 11 college football conference champions, and a 12th team to round out the field - either the next-best 2nd-place team or an Independent.

Four games are played in September, four games in October, four games in November.

At the end of the season, ALL college conferences will be obliged to stage a championship game between their top two teams to determine their conference champion, if the top two teams finish within one game of each other, or if they send the winners of their two divisions to a championship game anyway. (i.e. 11-1 and 10-2).

If there is a clear winner after the season is concluded (i.e. a 12-0 team, with the next-best team being 10-2), no championship game is required.

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Week of Dec. 1-7)

ROUND ONE
7 of these 11 conference champions, plus the best 2nd-place team (or an Independent - whatever works) play at the sites of the 4 major bowls during the second week of December. (8th to 14th)
The four winning teams move on.
The schools can then break for exams and holidays.

ROUND TWO
The four major bowl games are the Orange, Sugar, Rose, and Fiesta Bowl. The winners from round 1 meet up with the four top-ranked conference champions in these bowl games.
Four teams move on in the playoff from here.

The TOP 4 conference champions get byes to round 2, which, coincidentally, will be the four major bowl games. The bowl games have historical significance in college football, and some college conferences have contractual tie-ins which give them huge sums of money.

This is the main reason that college presidents in these conferences are against a playoff. They don't want to give up the money that their schools earn through the bowls. This playoff system does not get rid of them.

ROUND THREE
In round 3, 2 of the sites of those bowl games host the semi-final games.
The following season, the other two sites host the semi-finals.

ROUND 4
The FBS championship will also rotate between the 4 bowls, as it does now.

So there you have it. No bowls get eliminated, which makes the college presidents happy.
The teams that get knocked out of the playoff can also go on to play in other bowls if they so wish.
A college football playoff would allow the US college football champion to be determined on the field, instead of by arbitrary polls.
by Emcee D February 3, 2009
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The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)
1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...
by Davo March 28, 2004
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Mid-April through early June is a beautiful and magical time in the sports world. Playoff hockey is on and everyone can relish in it's majesty. The Stanley Cup playoffs are filled with parity, excitement, overtime games a plenty, and climaxes in the raising of Lord Stanley. Truly a must watch for anyone who enjoys hockey or sports in general
M: Hey man, the Stanley Cup Playoffs are on and the Nashville Predators take on the Colorado Avalanche
D: Hell yeah! And a little bit before the Washington Capitals take on the New York Islanders
M: I'll make the food
D: HELL YEAH! HOCKEY FOR LIFE!
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When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
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NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
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