You played yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

by TheCannon124 September 6, 2016

play multiplayer by yourself

to masturbate or jack off

I have to go.

Why? To play multiplayer by yourself?

by m2150 November 11, 2007

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 28, 2005

Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.

Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol

by Old Mom January 7, 2017

you played yourself

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

by gambitcornbitbae January 30, 2016

you played yourself

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

by Fagass69 February 4, 2016

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016