playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

by Andrew Hissom June 3, 2006

whale play

When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin

I was going to invest in that coin until I saw that Whale Play was keeping the price down

by GeneralApricot April 30, 2018