The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.
by AShrekle February 9, 2018
An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017
Wanna commit war crimes but you don't want to be put on death row? This is the game for you! It's murder but legal! You can do whatever you want in this game!
Person 1: Man, I wanna do some highly illegal stuff but I am too much of a pussy to do that stuff
Person 2: Try People Playground, the game where you can force people to commit suicide~
Person 2: Try People Playground, the game where you can force people to commit suicide~
by 0nlox November 28, 2022
Those shoes that have the primary colors on there including green. You would typically make fun of the owner of the shoes, saying that they are childish. You would blame their playground shoes when the owner makes a mistake.
by Dr. Doofus Mandel Ph.D May 10, 2021
A 90's alternative band that never really caught on. You don't need to know who they are. They had one decent-selling album then spiraled into non-existence. Received some radio air for their single Sex and Candy. Mellow sound, good to listen to while chilling or smoking.
by Harry G. October 20, 2007
verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.
by niggman star33 October 9, 2011