Plaxcident 

An act of stupidity that costs you $35 million. Credit to New York Giants knucklehead wide receiver Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub.

That plaxcident just cost you a $35 Million contract!

Plaxcident by shadesOne December 16, 2008

Plaxicoed

v. To shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.

1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.

2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"

Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"

Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"

Plaxicoed by DickArmy December 17, 2008

Plasticize 

The act of pursuing cosmetic surgery beyond corrective procedures. The idea is to enhance, or improve upon the quality of one's natural appearance. Oftentimes women will choose to prevent the natural processes of aging through various procedures. This term may be used either positively or negatively depending on the amount of procedures a given individual chooses to get.

-I have small titties and I want a larger rack. I swear I am going to Plasticize!!!
-Damn, that old bag has had too much work done! She has a look of surprise from all of the face lifts. Someone should have told her to go easy when she chose to Plasticize!

Plasticize by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006

paxicide 

This is a verb describing an individual who commits an act of peaceful death to avoid inevitable fatal suffering. The word pax- comes from the latin root meaning peace.

Ella is 69 and committed paxicide!!
Carter said "woah that's super cool, I wish I was as cool as ella!! ugh"

paxicide by baller8743 January 24, 2021

Plaxicate 

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.

That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.

Plaxicate by boggler December 18, 2008

Plaxicate 

To embarrassingly harm oneself by executing poor judgment.

Person A: "I was supposed to give a presentation this morning in front of the board members, but I set my alarm for PM instead of AM."

Person B: "You went and plaxicated yourself, son!"

Plaxicate by Sandrob December 9, 2008

planticized 

when you are addicted to the feel and smell of plants. The only cure is the good surrounding of the city. Go. Now. There are no symptoms.

oh my god jimmy's been planticized!!!

planticized by digi148 July 30, 2003