Platitudinous 

used on Spongebob,
means lame or boring!

"Do your friends call you dull? How about Boring? Don't forget Platitudinous!"

Platitudinous by mpmTM May 22, 2009

Plattitude 

The attitude or mindset that girls develop when at a school which has a poor student body ratio, such as 4:1 guys to girls, and the town is boring. This is especially prevalent at University of Wisconsin Platteville

I tried sayin hi to that girl over there... but she wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Yea.... shes got the plattitude

Plattitude by PilotX1 May 12, 2007

plastitute 

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.

"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."

plastitute by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

platique

Platique is a synonym for nice, looking good, clean, fresh, anything that looks amazing.

Bro that new tattoo is platique!

platique by Platique man August 19, 2017

Platinumed

To achieve a mark of sucess beyond gold and silver standard
To be at the pinnacle of sucess and awareness in the music industry
A phrase used by artist that have signed to platinum Shop Productions

John hasn't been around since he's got platinumed,and is now on tour.

Platinumed by Mr. Platinum February 21, 2013

Platidude 

Any "dude" who indulges in platitude.

A "dude" suffering from "stating the obvious".

Debu is such a fuckin' platidude. He has the bloody knack of repeating statements as if they are more profound after he vomits it out.

Platidude by vrakodar October 24, 2008

Platitude salad 

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

Platitude salad by Bah Zah June 9, 2020