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platonidate 

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're gay/lesbian) for a fun Platonic time that might have otherwise been a date.

Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.
I'm going to dinner at Wild Ginger then to see Rent with Pat, my platonidate for the evening.

My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!
platonidate by mountaingrrrl June 17, 2009
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Palinoid 

1. A version of paranoia associated with former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who recently announced that health care reform will create "death lists" of people to be killed by the government.

2. Anyone who embraces the delusional, hate-filled ravings of Sarah Palin.

cf. Birther, John Birch Society, conspiracy cults
Marvin has become a true Palinoid. He thinks Obama is an Indonesian terrorist trying to poison us through telekinetic Swine flu contagion. I think he's been listening to Sarah Palin too much on Fox News.
Palinoid by Peter Kobs August 8, 2009

Platino Master Race

Platino Master Race is similar to the term 'PC Master Race' in which PC gamers refer to PC gaming as superior and use the antonym 'Console Peasants' to distinguish gaming console players. Platino means Platinum and it refers to the Platinum trophy rewards received on the Playstation 3 & Playstation 4 platforms when beating a video games collection of bronze, silver and gold trophies. Platino Master Race refers to the very specific demographic of Trophy Hunters on the Playstation platform. It was first invented by a Youtube celebrity called Arion Evangelist who used the name 'Platino Master Race' for his trophy guides Youtube channel and this later developed onto the 'Platino Master Race' website where platinum trophy guides are taught publicly and free to all. The term is now frequently used on platforms such as Youtube and Twitch to describe Trophy Hunting gaming communities.
If you want to Platinum Dark Souls, you should get tips from the Platino Master Race
Platino Master Race by Poriarion November 6, 2017
With Zinedine Zidane, the best French football player ever !
Platini. His name shines like Platinum, but his talent wasn't tiny.
Platini by Pertuy Daniel January 12, 2009

putinoid 

A strong believer in whatever comes out of putin’s pie hole. Nowadays is most commonly found dead littering Ukrainian territory.
- Dmytro, what the fuck is that?
- Must be the remains of a putinoid. I’ll call sanitary services.

plationic 

This means, as an adjective, to feel (of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.
Being friends with benefits cannot be considered plationic because it is inherently sexual.
plationic by MCRavi November 19, 2017
The name of an absolute winner. Platini is one who is a genius but doesn’t have to try at all. He excels in almost everything. He loves getting high and cuffing the bitches. His goal is to try all different types of drugs by the end of high school. He is extremely deep but has a sense humor that everyone loves. He is respected by people of all ages. Long live Platini.
“Yo, how the fuck did Platini get an A+ on the Honors Physics test?” Jeff questioned.

“I have no idea, but I heard he popped a few Xans that morning. I don’t know how it’s possible ,” Tyler said.

“It’s Platini. He makes EVERYTHING possible,” Eddie exclaimed.
Platini by anonymous April 23, 2018