platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

planestalker 

Someone who rather eerily stalks their friend's plane as they fly to and from their destination. Planestalkers are Air Traffic Control wannabes and/or commercial airplane enthusiasts who use a multitude of resources to stalk their friend's plane, such as monitoring real-time flight data and listening intently to actual air traffic control tower communications, waiting breathlessly to hear their friend's pilot make radio contact with the tower to confirm arrival and departure procedures.

Planestalkers may or may not feel an overwhelmingly impulsive and self-indulgent urge to share this information with their friend, who likely has zero interest in the arrival or departure runway of their aircraft, the average speed and altitude of their entire flight, and what they may have seen if they had been sitting on the left side of the plane, that is, assuming their friend did not have their window shade down and their face in a glass of vodka.

Planestalker:

Text Message 1: "I hope you're sitting on the LEFT side of the plane because flights are departing runway 13 today, and you'll surely have a GREAT view!"

Text Message 2: "Somewhere over Wisconsin, your plane flew north of its usual course for about 100 miles to avoid some inclement weather!"

Text Message 3: "You just landed on runway 4L! You're now taxiing on taxiway Foxtrot and will arrive at Gate B89 shorty. Your pilot sounds really nice!"

Text Message 4: "Your plane few at an average speed of 515 mph and at an average cruising altitude of 36,000 feet! Welcome home!"

planestalker by planestalker4life September 2, 2013

planeswalker jace 

that one dude from hit card game magic the gathering

planeswalker jace use bubble beam

planeswalker jace by yes=horny=boi February 13, 2023