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Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".
Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!
plamf by st3ph3n December 28, 2005
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In Glasgow, Scotland..

One who sniffs pants....a nicker sniffer.
Ned: Hey you, ya wee plamf!

Plamf: It's just for pleasure.
plamf by mabaws January 15, 2010
Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet
Dean! You're such a plamf!
Plamf by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010
A plamff is a Scottish term for one who sniffs knickers
Haw yoo. Your faither is a plamff (excuse me, your father is a man who sniffs ladies' soiled underwear)
plamff by Gash Mac July 19, 2006

plammered 

when you get plastered and hammered at once.
I was so plammered yesterday, I even thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot.
plammered by asddfjkli March 30, 2010

Ka-plamf 

1. when a conversation gets boring, say "ka-plamf" and you will get responses

2. to say something is cool, awesome, sweet, sick, etc.
1. person 1- yep..

person 2- yeah...

person 1- KA-PLAMF!

person 2- lol what?
2. person 1- dude did you see the new arrivals at forever 21?

person 2- yeah, bro they're ka-plamf!