plainville handshake 

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

plainville handshake by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

Plainville

A small town in Plainville Massachusetts with a very sketchy downtown area. There's an abandonned Market where people hide drugs, an abanndoned Ice Cream Parlor where teens hang out and smoke pot, and a town park where people fight, and do drugs. There used to be a skate park there, but it got closed down because too many people were doing drugs. The drug store got broken into, and the laundromat may or may not be a real laundromat.

The only cool thing about Plainville is Officer Rockett.

Plainville is called "The Ghetto" by neighboring towns.

Plainville by Kid from Plainville April 20, 2012

plaineville 

A town in Massachusetts that combines middle school and high school with two other towns, Norfolk, and Wrenthem, because they can't afford their own school system. They are the town known for potheads and lots of "druggies". If your thinking to moving to plaineville, DON'T. Unless your looking into living in the ghetto, and you like to snort "Coke" on a daily basis. Also people in Plaineville are know for skinny dipping in eachother's sinks while they smoke weed.

I am going to visit my friend that lives in Plaineville tonight.

plaineville by THADWAGG March 4, 2017

plainville

Also known as "Genericville, CT," Plainville is a small town in central Connecticut. It is home to exactly one of every known chain restaurant, dozens of neighborhoods consisting of near-identical middle class homes in varying colors, and the Plainville Blue Devils football team, which wins exactly one game per year. The town also has an annual Balloon Festival, where residents of Plainville and neighboring towns flock to the Generic Park and do absolutely nothing. Important events in Plainvillian history include the (fictional) syphilis epidemic of '05 and both the opening and closing of a K-Mart store. Notable residents include that really old substitute teacher and the guy who invented Sobe. Local police are known for stopping drivers who go through yellow lights. Local teens are known for setting homeless people on fire and eating at Dairy Queen five nights a week.

- Where are you from?
- Plainville.
- Where?
- PLAINVILLE.
- Where?
- Plai - oh, it's near New Britain/Farmington/Bristol/Southington.
- Oh yeah, I drove through there once. You guys have a Dairy Queen, right?

plainville by Victoria Dahling April 19, 2006

Plainville

A place where nothing has ever happened, ever. The center of town is a sketchy laundromat, a run down market and that box company that everyone knows is simply a front for the CIA. One time, an extra from Seinfeld drove through Plainville. It was awesome.

"Plainville- the most accurate description of a town ever."

Plainville by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008

Plantsville 

a village in southington, ct where all the rich yet broke kids live. they buy hella weed and drugs and alcohol with their parents money. everyone goes to school high with their juuls and smoks and sols. all the lax players are hella gay and the football players are wack. taylor and anna and sara(h) are the names of the hoe-est bitches in town. devin (or any other spelling of it), charlie, and josh are the guys with the highest body counts in town. every girl at shs has gotten revealed on "ct exposed" at least once. all the poor kids gotta act rich and all the rich kids act richer than they is. all the drugs and alcohol and just errything is hellllllla over priced.

steve: lets go to plantsville to get weed.

jake: that shit too expensive, lets go to hartford instead.

Plantsville by wackassfuckingwhore August 1, 2019

paintsville 

a small shitty city located in eastern Kentucky comprised mostly of underage whores, crackheads, corrupt cops and shady city officials.Once thought to have been run by the mob.

man-"were can i find some good crack and cheap whores"
tourist center worker-"try paintsville"

paintsville by puppetteer December 9, 2008