2 definitions by HoratioHornblower

Going to Topeka.

A booty call. Friend with benefits. fuckbuddy.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.

by HoratioHornblower February 8, 2009

plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 17, 2009