The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.
Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!
by "Ron" May 3, 2007
A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
by Quinterrogator February 13, 2022