"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
by coolepicfedoraman October 3, 2021
Pornography whose premise is a pizza delivery. Typically served from internet based porn sites like Pornhub. A classic source for puns involving sausage and pepperoni.
The best part of Pizza Porn is when the delivery boy says "I have your pizza. And HERE'S your sausage!"
by spider_nole December 6, 2016