Someone who really really likes, no loves to eat pizza.
Mary- Who's down to throw in on a pizza?
Jane- Oh, me!
Jill- Me too!
Jane- OMG like we didn't already know that you pizza slut!
For someone to be a pizza face, there face must be so covered in greece and acne, that it is mistakable for a pizza.
Ryan: yo man mike is such a pizza face hes never gonna talk to a girl for the rest of his life
TJ: yea i know what a cocksucking douche bag, unless he gets rid of that pizza face he aint gonna have any friends left
Mike: Durrrr im the next hugh heghner. i already rented dancing midgets for my cage. you wana video tape my cat on your dog?
Commonly refered to the imfamous guy from the cheap 1970's porn movies who "delivers large meat pizzas" to all the ladies.
Hey wait a second your not the pizza man...
|4.||Ugly Girl Porn|
when you see the fucking fugliest chicks getting fucked. e.g hairrest ass monkey chick. boobs hang low to ankles, grannys with medium pizza sized nipples, fcking big rolls (12rolls per stomach) FUCKING GROSS SHIT
but ppl get aroused.
cuz they're sick bastards
like Kev :)
ugly girl porn
2girls one cup
no they're not ugly
|5.||fling flong sausage pizza|
fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....
jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..
|6.||Pizza Delivery (SLU Style)|
An event that occurs bi-monthly by a drunk-as-fuck horny male. The male must have been recently watching porn and/or consuming dozens of 12 oz keystone lights. The male (who also happens to have a feces fetish) cuts a hole into the bottom of a pizza box and places his dick through it. He then walks over to the neighboring dorms and breaks into his friends room and flaps open the pizza box to expose his wang. Most often the friends will laugh and ridicule him...however he is also susceptible to getting a baseball bat pulled on him for obvious reasons. This obese individual will also commonly begin to masturbate while in the middle of his pizza delivery.
Jorge: Damn bro I'm thinking about boozin tonight!
Max: What a surprise!
Jorge: I know bro I have a problem but I'm just feel like completing 3 consecutive power hours.
Max: Rumor has it that you will be completing a pizza delivery (slu style) tonight...is that true?
Jorge: YOU KNOW WHAT! That's a fantastic idea.....im going to lube up beforehand so that when I get to the neighboring dorms I can bust a quick load!
A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.
The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.