A typical norwegian russian who is chilling with da gang every other day. Someone who would die for his gang, normally the craziest motherfucker. But he gets weak when seeing ducks.
A: oh my god the other gang wants to beat us up today.
B: no problem, our pilipenko will destroy em.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).